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2009 November 18
by ivanified

I was strolling along Bugis (well, I do pass by that area en-route to and fro school, as much as I detest it), and I saw all these little beng and lian "couples".

Then I realised how lucky we are.

Or rather, how lucky I am to have a girlfriend in you.

Because you don’t smother copious amounts of makeup till you develop dual skin tones.

Neither do you wear PureMilk/Newbie apparel (I hope not). Nor do EUu TyPe LyK DaT.

You do l337speak, which is waaay cooler.

Unlike them, the future is bright for us. We’ll be working at Nat Geo one day, for sure.

Plus we DO actually speak English instead of mangling it.

And they don’t communicate in morse code. We do.

We’ll probably do Klingon someday.

Here’s to the G33k GF,

1 l0V3 Y0U.

The Fool of Owari

2009 November 15
by ivanified

I’ve had many Okehazama moments – to my first and only mathematics pass at the ‘O’ levels, to my days of shooting celebrities with an entry level camera, I’ve always managed to emerge tops despite insurmountable odds.

I dare not put myself on the same footing as The Great Fool of Owari himself, but I’d want to think that I am getting there.

These were believed to be his very words at Okehazama, where his much smaller force decimated a much larger Imagawa army through a combination of deception, sound tactics and sheer luck (an afternoon rainstorm).

Imagawa has 40,000 men marching toward this place? I don’t believe that. He ‘only’ has 35,000 soldiers. Yes, that is still too many.

So, Sado, you want me to surrender. What if we do surrender? Will you get content with losing your life that way?

Or what if we hold on like Katsuie wants me to? What if we stay here in this castle, lock it up, and wait until the Imagawas lose appetite and stop the siege and go home?

We will be able to prolong our lives for 5 or 10 days, and what we cannot defend will still be undefendable.

We are at the bottom of the pit, you know. And our fate is interesting. Of course the misery is too great, too.

But this is how I see it: this is a chance in a lifetime. I can’t afford to miss this.

 Do you really want to spend your entire lives praying for longevity? We were born in order to die!

Whoever is with me, come to the battlefield tomorrow morning.

Whoever is not, just stay wherever you are and watch me win it!

You Know How I Do.

2009 November 12
by ivanified

So sick, so sick of being tired.
And oh so tired of being sick.
We’re both such magnificent liars.
So crush me baby, I’m all ears.
So obviously desperate, so desperately obvious.
I’ll give in one more time and feed you stupid lines all about "cleaning up my act…"

We won’t stand for hazy eyes anymore…

Sound Advice

2009 November 7
by ivanified

Abit of sound advice for all dating or about to date.

..couples in a heat of passion during the first 60 days tell their whole life story to each other. They can chat on the phone for hours everyday. After maybe a year, things get stale because there is nothing fresh about each other.

in the heat of passion, you just want to see her everyday and tell her everything about you in the beginning but please take a step back and control yourself. Let her know you bit by bit one small step at a time and she has to be constantly pursuing you for more things about yourself.

and also,

 Mushy things should be limited. If you confess everything too early, you are anti challenge. Show that you love her through your ACTIONS, not your big mouth. Treat her dinner, hold her hand, hug her close, compliment her, be a gentlemen, care for her, etc to show your love. When you do that, your girlfriend already knows how you feel about her already.

Don’t be that couple that the “I love you” has no value anymore!

show her that you love her through your ACTIONS!